Does anyone know if the Biggest Loser accepts applications from cats?

Ellie Belle needs to go on a diet in a big way.

But she also has to be on special urinary tract food or she gets all kinds of sick. The special food is not diet friendly, and therein lies our problem.

We tried limited her intake but she turns into a savage beast who jumps on tables and breaks glasses, bangs window blinds at 3 in the morning and basically makes our lives a living hell until she feels she has been sufficiently fed.

She rules us all, our giant fatty feline.

Seriously, maybe I should pitch a pet weight loss show to Animal Planet.

Love,

M