Dear Readers,

I am writing to warn you about a new dangerous disease that has affected me, and my also be affecting you.

It’s called “miniaturitis” and the major symptom is the inability to walk away from/not buy anything that has been shrunken to a miniature size.

This list of miniature things may include:

• mini sandiwiches (this includes slider cheeseburgers)
• mini cupcakes
• little teacups
• miniature ponies
• tiny harmonicas
• baby shoes

If you  or someone you love is experiencing miniaturitis, I’m sorry to say there is no cure. But knowledge is power, so the first step is recognizing that you have a problem.

Be strong my friends.

M